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government taxes..

mhicar03 — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:05:34 +0000

One fine day, you get an offer from a seemingly stable firm after applying quite a number of times from other companies. You get attracted at the compensation and benefits and so you said yes. Early next morning, you intended to make the best first impression so you dress up and prepare for the entire day. You left the house earlier than usual because you don’t want to be late for work. You decided to take MRT, to avoid traffic. Although there were already a number of people queuing for the train, you figured you’ll still make it on time. Upon arrival at the office, you realized you haven’t taken your breakfast yet. And so, making use of the little extra time you still have, you decided to have a hearty breakfast at a fast-food chain nearby. You go for a two-piece pancake and a hot coffee. You suddenly glanced at the numbers in your receipt. The amount you ordered, plus VAT. It’s only a small amount, you uttered to yourself, and so you simply ignore it. Ready for the day, you went up the office and were greeted by an average-looking man. This is it, you told yourself. He introduced you to the whole group, you smiled. You talk a bit, then, he handed over your contract. It says the exact figure offered and the 2% tax to be deducted monthly. You agreed and signed. You were able to adjust after a couple of months and your boss was quite impressed with your performance. You are about to sign a probationary contract, you are quite confused, you don’t know what to feel. Is this good because finally you’ll be a step closer to getting a regular position? You think about it for a second because you’re quite bothered, not about the new salary you’ll get, but at how many % will your tax deduction be. Years passed by and you get used to the system already. A typical day for you, you wake up at around a couple of hours early for your work so you won’t be caught in traffic. You just live nearby but it would take about 30 minutes to 1 hour to get to your office. Had it not been for the traffic, 5 minutes would do. What can be better than that? Upon arrival at your office, you eat breakfast at a canteen. You normally avoid fast-food chains because instead of paying for what you ordered only, you have to pay the VAT and the municipal tax. During lunch, you decided to eat at a fine resto to pamper yourself; you pay the same taxes, plus an additional service charge. In the afternoon, you receive your pay slip and you tend to ignore the deductions. But you feel heavy because it keeps on rumbling inside your head and so you ended up with a calculator in your hand. What?! A 25% tax?! You realized – it pays to be single. You go to a grocery store nearby to buy food for a week, you pay taxes. You buy appliances for your home, again inclusive of taxes. You buy a new dress to attend an important event, you pay for the same. You buy Christmas presents for your nephews and nieces, still you pay for taxes. At a specialty bookstore, you buy a good book to read during the weekend, you pay for taxes. The reckoning seems endless inside your head. You realized that about 50% of your income goes to various taxes. Of the many employed Filipinos, the government must be a super billionaire by now, you thought. But what is it that you see? Street children knocking at the doors of your car, begging for money. Roads filled with cars, buses, jeepneys and trucks putting up with heavy traffic. News on TV tells you how high are our debts to banks outside the country. And yet, dollar value is depreciating. When you go to a government office to process some documents, you either get a sluggish or an irritating government staff that will certainly get into your nerves. If you get lucky, you’ll get your request within the day but more often than not, you have to wait and come back another time. The best of the bests is this: seldom will you find a government office where queuing for requests is easy. Are they understaffed? No, you don’t think so because just around the corner of that same office you’ll find either a dozing staff or those busy exchanging gossips. This is what you pay for, by the way.

Now, who doesn’t hate government taxes?? I’m sure everyone does.

O diba, Bwisit talaga yang gobyerno na yan…salamantalang sila buhay hari at reyna…lalo na pag trapik kala mo kung sino may wangwang pa dapat nga tayo ung indi na tatrapik tayo ung nagpapasweldo sa kanila….sarap patayin

ang asawa bow!

mhicar03 — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:37:00 +0000

Haaaaaay, ang hirap nito..pero cge gusto nyong malaman ang love life ko..

Instruction:A blog post about your significant other (boyfriend/girlfriend, husband/wife, fiance). Just include the following in your blog post:

1. First name: if he doesn’t like his name plastered all over the internet, a pet name will do.
2. How and where did you meet?
3. Characteristics
4. Your plans 20 to 30 years from now

1. Love. Yan ang tawag naming mula pa ng magboyfren kami..imagine 8yrs kami naging mag-boyfren…ngayon PAPA na kasi para masanay rin un mga bagets naming na tawagin kami ng ganun..pag galit ako buong name nya ang tawag ko sa kanya..

2. Actually elementary magclassmate na kami at crush ko siya..(bata pa ako malandi na me he he he)pero indi naman nya ako pinapansin dedma siya kung baga…hanggang sa ng high school ako magkatabi lang ang school naming…dedma ko na siya ksi may bago na akong crush noon. Pero isang araw nagkasabay kami pauwi (of course di ko na siya type di ko na siya pansin) kinausap niya ako kung pwedeng manligaw na raw sa akin…dedma pa rin ako..(pero kinikilig me deep inside) ayun to cut this long story naging kami for 8 years..pero indi bulgar parang wala lang…may ka-M.U ako sa school namin (na sobrang love ko ung lalaki na un) at siya rin meron I’m sure…pagnagkausap lang kami un boyfren ulit kami..(bata pa kasi kami)

Hanggang sa nagkawork na kami medyo papunta na sa totohanan..after 7 years na puro ganun…ung ika 8 namin medyo nagkalabuan na kasi huli ko na siya eh pumapalag pa na kunwari indi nya girlfren un sa kaibigan nya raw…(japayuki un eh pero in-far-ness maganda siya) ayun AYOKO NA! TIGILAN AKO! (drama me) eh kaso habol to death na siya kasi nga the following year gusto na niyang magpakasal kami…dun ko siya nakitang umiyak ng todo with matching tulo ang uhog (he he he haba ng hair ko noh) after 3 weeks pinatawad ko na rin ang loko sabi nga mahal ko rin…ayun at nabuo ang panganay ko (he he opo ikinasal me buntash na me)

3. ang husband ko ang tipong tahimik lang pero pag nagsalita na quiet ka lang muna. Pag nagsalubong ang kilay patay kang bata ka..pero siyempre di ako takot(ano bali)…sabi ko nga sa kanya pag sinaktan niya ako papatayin ko siya noh…(ex. Itulak ko sipa ang katapat niya) mabait siya at sweet yan pero indi sa harap ng ibang tao..sobrang mahiyain yan lalo na pag di kayo closed..sobrang supportive yan sa akin at sa mga frens nya..siya ung tipong di makatanggi..bilang ama naman sa mga bagets indi siya namamalo ng todo puro panakot lang..puro laro sila pag walang pasok..ako nasa isang tabi tulog (kaya nga sabi nilang mag aama tingnan nyo tulog na si babe ung baboy..siraulo talaga) malakas mag asar grabe…sarap ding magluto(kita naman sa katawan ko). Mabuting asawa, kaibigan at ama…

4. sana may sarili na kaming bahay at sana rin may munting negosyo na kami (yoko na kasing magwork)..sana rin mahal pa rin naming ang isat-isa..sana rin makapag-aral ang mga bagets naming sa magandang school..

about me

mhicar03 — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:42:55 +0000

.Instructions: Each player starts with 7 random habits/facts about themselves. People who are tagged need to write on their own blog about their seven things, as well as these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose 7 people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

Seven facts about me:

â mabait(sabi nila)

â mahilig kumain(gusto ko itry lahat ng resto…kung may pera)

â watchin t.v pag nasa bahay

â mahilig matulog

â pamilya muna bago lahat

â lagging inuutusan (mabait nga eh)

â laging nasa layasan (ung ang work ko)

A – Age: 29
B – Band Listening : none
C – Career: Com Sec
D – Drink or Smoke: no
E – Easiest Friends To Talk To:
G – Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: gummy bears
H – Have a Boyfriend: wala pero husband meron
I – In love: yes
J- Junk Food You Like: potato chips, v-cut, pringles
K – Kids: yup 2 boys
L – Longest Ride Ever: airplane – australia
N – Names For Your Future Kids: ayoko na tama na ang dalawa
O – One Wish You Have Now: more money
P – Phobias: height, dark rooms
Q – Favorite Quote: “We always have a choice”
R – Reasons To Smile: mga anak ko
S – Sleeping Time: 9-10pm
T – Time You Woke Up: 5am
U – Unknown Fact About You: malandi rin ako
V – Vegetable You Hate: wala lahat gusto ko
W – Worst Habit: sleeping
X – X-rays You’ve Had: chest
Y – Yummy Foods: lahat basta walang lason_
Z – Zodiac Sign: cancerWala akong matag bago palang ako rito….

bossing

mhicar03 — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:50:42 +0000

haay…di ko alam kung saan ako magsisimula…sa dami ng naiisip kong ilagay dito sa blog ko….well any way umpisahan ko na lang sa bisor ko….he he he

Actually, mabait naman siya sa ibang bagay…pero minsan peste talaga…ito ung mga morning rituals nya…malalaman mong siya ung dumadating pag malakas ang yabag(kahit nakacarpet na ang opis)ramdam ko talaga..at take note maingay na…buong opisina dinig siya..ibaba lang ang bag tapos she will ask you kung nagbreakfast ka na..siyempre sagot oo..tapos pupunta sa mga ka berks nya(mga senior citizen)tsimis agad to the max…after a minute punta na naman sa akin tanong naman kung ng coffee na ako..(abay oo naman di mo ba nakikita ung cup ko)siya indi pa sasabihin nyan pwede bang magkape muna bago ako magtrabaho(oo naman wala namang pumipigil sa kanya) ano ba yan parang siya lang ang maraming ginagawa dito. after mag salita punta na naman sa mga SC daldal na naman..di kaya siya napapagod…take note ulit pag kinakausap ka nya kailangan nakatingin ka sa kanya..kahit malapit na kayong makapalit ng mukha..afterwards uupo pwede bang mag polbo muna ako..(ambot ah! gusto pa yata lagyan ko siya ng polbo) di ko na trabaho yan ate….pag katapos nyan eto na po dami ng utos….utos number one natawagan mo na ba si ganun si ganyan…utos number two tawagan mo si ganito(take note again nasa harapan nya ung telephone..leste talaga)utos number three ano na ang natapos mo..etc. gawin mo to…gawin mo yun…kunin mo yun..ilagay mo to..punta ka dito..punta ka doon(he he.. oo lang ako ng oo yoko nga gawin sa dami nun wala ako natatapos).

Tapos eto na mapapansin pag nandito siya…lahat ng tao dito naka ear phone…paano ba naman kausap lang sa phone parang may megaphone na hawak…ok nandun na ako opisyal naman pero pati personal grabe alam ng buong production dito sa opis…ganito yan eh “ano ka ba ung sinampay dyan kunin mo ha baka mabasa(asawa nya ang kausap)” or “ano ba tumigil kayo dyan lagi na lang kayong nagaaway pwede ba marami akong ginagawa noh..blag basak ng telepono(kausap nya mga apo nya)…hay naku biruin mo in 6 yrs na kasama ko siya immune na ako di ko na nga alam kung malakas ba boses nya o mahina sa pandinig ko eh…eto pa di ko kinaya…pag nakipag istoryahan sa mga SC tungkol sa sex life (@#$#%^ina…nakakadiri kaya)ano ba kahit may asawa na ako ayoko naman kc naman ang tatanda na kaya…humahagikgik pa yan…hay naku kawaan mo po siya.

Di ko na lang minsan inisip maigi kasi baka mastress ako biruin mo araw-araw ba naman..I always look na lang dun sa mga magaganda nyang ginagawa sa akin(ewan ko lang pagnakatalikod ako..sana lang indi)… di rin siya madamot sa pagkain lagi ka nyang ililibre (paano maraming kailangan sa akin he he)lahat naman ibibigay nya…kaya nga pag birthday nya buong opis ang kakain(o diba) at siya ang nagluluto nga lahat ng putahe….sarap…

Sabi ko nga sa sarili ko ganyan na talaga siya di ko na mababago…kailangan mag adjust bisor ko siya eh…